grief vampire

Grief vampires are self-proclaimed psychics or mediums who prey upon the loved ones of those who have recently died. They exploit the grieving for their own monetary gain.

Theresa Caputo is a Grief Vampire she will tell you how your loved one is not in any pain and is in a better place after you pay hundreds of dollars for her cold reading and hot reading skills. Which are simple magicians tricks and not any psychic or medium abilities. All psychics are frauds conning you out of money by saying things you want to hear.

by Magic Mocha June 27, 2020

rfkia

Acronym for "Royal Fucking Know It All"

pronounced are-eff-kee-ya

variations include fkia "Fucking Know It All"

pronounced eff-kee-ya

use the rfkia when the person is a known celebrity
use fkia when talking about teenagers or in-laws etc

A lot of sports casters and talk show hosts are rfkia's, People like Bob Costas, Howard Cowsell, Bryant Gumball, Keith Olberman, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham etc.
Not all talk show hosts are fkias, Don Imus and Bill O'Reilly are just stupid assholes.

sometimes my brother in law is such a fkia,
could be worse, at least he's not Dr Phi,l he is a rfkia.

by Magic Mocha September 23, 2010

Sadmeal

A McDonalds happy meal without a toy, usually happens when Mom is pmsing and goes through the drive thru too fast, never checks the order and the pimplefester doesn't either. Then poor Mom has to listen to little Johnny throw a shitfit all the way home. sometimes resulting in a backhand and that makes for a Saddermeal. If Johnny end up with a black eye and his school teacher calls the cops on Mom its the saddest meal and if Johnny dies in the ER of a brain hemorrhage then its a Sadisticmeal.

Mom: What do you want for supper Johnny?

Johnny: (screams) CrackDonald's

(sings) yeah I'm gonna get a Toy, maybe its a racecar, maybe its a beanie baby, maybe its a Robot.

Mom: Sorry pal its a sadmeal only a few fries, a knapkin and a greaseburger

Johnny: (throws a shitfit) arhhhhh when I grow up I'm going to beat the crap out a that clown.

Mom: SHUTUP (whap)

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010

peacunt

the female version of a peacock used by stupidiots who don't know the correct word is peahen.

During the mating season the peacock flares out its feathers when trying to get the attention of the peacunt.

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010