Definitions by Magic Mocha
greaseburgers
a cheese burger that is so greasy the cheese is wet and slimy and the grease is saturated through the bun and wrapper, usually served by pimplefesters who work at crackdonalds
Hello pimplefester how many crackdonald's greaseburgers do I have to eat to get a complexion like yours?
well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.
well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.
greaseburgers by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
Sadmeal
A McDonalds happy meal without a toy, usually happens when Mom is pmsing and goes through the drive thru too fast, never checks the order and the pimplefester doesn't either. Then poor Mom has to listen to little Johnny throw a shitfit all the way home. sometimes resulting in a backhand and that makes for a Saddermeal. If Johnny end up with a black eye and his school teacher calls the cops on Mom its the saddest meal and if Johnny dies in the ER of a brain hemorrhage then its a Sadisticmeal.
Mom: What do you want for supper Johnny?
Johnny: (screams) CrackDonald's
(sings) yeah I'm gonna get a Toy, maybe its a racecar, maybe its a beanie baby, maybe its a Robot.
Mom: Sorry pal its a sadmeal only a few fries, a knapkin and a greaseburger
Johnny: (throws a shitfit) arhhhhh when I grow up I'm going to beat the crap out a that clown.
Mom: SHUTUP (whap)
Johnny: (screams) CrackDonald's
(sings) yeah I'm gonna get a Toy, maybe its a racecar, maybe its a beanie baby, maybe its a Robot.
Mom: Sorry pal its a sadmeal only a few fries, a knapkin and a greaseburger
Johnny: (throws a shitfit) arhhhhh when I grow up I'm going to beat the crap out a that clown.
Mom: SHUTUP (whap)
Sadmeal by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
sleezeburger
a contraction of SLimey and cheese burger, a greasey slimey cheeseburger the kind they sell at crackDonald's
Cheap Charlie: When I go to CrackDonalds I order from the value menu, I get sleezeburger, fries and a diet choke for $3.
Cheap Whore: When I order CrackDonalds I thown the pimplefester a humjob or a titty-fucking and I eats for free!
Cheap Whore: When I order CrackDonalds I thown the pimplefester a humjob or a titty-fucking and I eats for free!
sleezeburger by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
Strondom
Strondom- A contraction of STRaw and cONDOM- the little condom like piece of straw wrapper that the restaurant or bar staff leaves on the straw when they bring you a drink.
Excuse me waitress, Could you get me another drink? This one doesn't have a strondom, and I practice safe drinking.
Strondom by Magic Mocha September 16, 2010