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The man and legend, Pepe Calvert is a household name within the Flintshire community, famed almost as highly as the one and only Eddie tweed.
Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.
Salute Pepe
Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.
Salute Pepe
by Maggie t July 28, 2018
Get the Pepe Calvertmug. General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
Get the Wankermug. The crack Ho executed a fine Arkansas ballet. Aided by crystal meth and some dollar bills shoved into her underwear
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
Get the Arkansas balletmug. “Do you want to watch the game?”
“Nah. I think I’ll stay at home and try fisting from a Yeti instead. Way more fun”
“Nah. I think I’ll stay at home and try fisting from a Yeti instead. Way more fun”
by Maggie T February 20, 2025
Get the Fistingmug. She parked her private plane next to a snowdrift and started to harangue the plebs. It wasn’t hypocrisy because she had paid the bribe…
by Maggie T May 21, 2025
Get the Private Planemug. A car for homosexuals and retards who think that having a variety of engines and a battery full of noxious materials in their cars will somehow “save the planet”.
At first Bernie Epstein couldn’t understand why he’d been given a new Prius. Then he parked near some kids.
by Maggie T February 20, 2025
Get the Priusmug. Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.
As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
Get the Plastic Boyfriendmug.