Madman With A Cause's definitions

Hell Patrol

The group of sad sack janitors that have to clean up after a large event, preferably a food festival that has very greasy food.

"Sorry, I don't have an appetite, I was just on Hell Patrol"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Butt Cheddar

A crap, roughly yellowish in color thanks to eating too much cereal that is high in whole grains, e.g., Life, Oatmeal Squares or Cracklin' Oat Bran.

A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.

"I just left some high quality butt cheddar in the toilet, you've been warned"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Ladies of the Court

A group of weight room douches that all spend time admiring themselves in the mirror. They usually wear bright colors, too much hair product for someone wanting to work hard, frequent wearers of Tapout/S2 Faction/sleeveless shirts with huge arm holes, consume far too much supplements and are frequent skippers of leg day.

Right as Alex got to the gym, he noticed all the ladies of the court crowding around the first bench he needed to use, "it sure would be nice if these fags would move" he thought to himself.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Brutal Savage

Someone who is capable of consuming large quantities of alcohol, and while drunk, are still quite capable of beating the living tar out of most people.

"Man, that's like your 15th shot, how are you still standing? "

"I told you, I am a brutal savage, don't fuck with me! "

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Swamp Rocket

A pending shit that caused quite a bit of sweating below the belt, causing swamp ass. Usually the sweat is cold and very uncomfortable.

"This swamp rocket has got to come out, I am chafing thanks to this!"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Slavic Line Dancing

A large group of people extremely drunk off of Vodka, attempting to either dance or move together in some semblance of organization. Usually it's a lot of stumbling, tripping and incoherent movements of people who should be sitting down.

"Look out, that bachelorette party is about to be Slavic Line Dancing, we better get out of here"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Soyuz Rocket

A shit that flies out effortlessly, like a perfect take off of a rocket off to space. Usually angular and aerodynamically inclined.

"That turd flew out like a Soyuz Rocket, I feel loads better now"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016