1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Garfunkeler mug.A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Angry Donald mug.A pending shit that caused quite a bit of sweating below the belt, causing swamp ass. Usually the sweat is cold and very uncomfortable.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Swamp Rocket mug.A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Angry Donald mug.A group of weight room douches that all spend time admiring themselves in the mirror. They usually wear bright colors, too much hair product for someone wanting to work hard, frequent wearers of Tapout/S2 Faction/sleeveless shirts with huge arm holes, consume far too much supplements and are frequent skippers of leg day.
Right as Alex got to the gym, he noticed all the ladies of the court crowding around the first bench he needed to use, "it sure would be nice if these fags would move" he thought to himself.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Ladies of the Court mug.The group of sad sack janitors that have to clean up after a large event, preferably a food festival that has very greasy food.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Hell Patrol mug.A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Ditchwater Surprise mug.