A group of weight room douches that all spend time admiring themselves in the mirror. They usually wear bright colors, too much hair product for someone wanting to work hard, frequent wearers of Tapout/S2 Faction/sleeveless shirts with huge arm holes, consume far too much supplements and are frequent skippers of leg day.
Right as Alex got to the gym, he noticed all the ladies of the court crowding around the first bench he needed to use, "it sure would be nice if these fags would move" he thought to himself.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
A shit that flies out effortlessly, like a perfect take off of a rocket off to space. Usually angular and aerodynamically inclined.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
The group of sad sack janitors that have to clean up after a large event, preferably a food festival that has very greasy food.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.
Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016