Definitions by Madman With A Cause
Hell Patrol
The group of sad sack janitors that have to clean up after a large event, preferably a food festival that has very greasy food.
Hell Patrol by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Swamp Rocket
A pending shit that caused quite a bit of sweating below the belt, causing swamp ass. Usually the sweat is cold and very uncomfortable.
Swamp Rocket by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Brutal Savage
Someone who is capable of consuming large quantities of alcohol, and while drunk, are still quite capable of beating the living tar out of most people.
"Man, that's like your 15th shot, how are you still standing? "
"I told you, I am a brutal savage, don't fuck with me! "
"I told you, I am a brutal savage, don't fuck with me! "
Brutal Savage by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Soyuz Rocket
A shit that flies out effortlessly, like a perfect take off of a rocket off to space. Usually angular and aerodynamically inclined.
Soyuz Rocket by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Butt Cheddar
A crap, roughly yellowish in color thanks to eating too much cereal that is high in whole grains, e.g., Life, Oatmeal Squares or Cracklin' Oat Bran.
A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.
A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.
Butt Cheddar by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Angry Donald
A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.
Angry Donald by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Slavic Line Dancing
A large group of people extremely drunk off of Vodka, attempting to either dance or move together in some semblance of organization. Usually it's a lot of stumbling, tripping and incoherent movements of people who should be sitting down.
Slavic Line Dancing by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016