Definitions by Madden '76

Pete Carrolling

To be faced with a simple decision against a superior adversary, which leads you to overthink the situation and ultimately make an epically horrible decision.

Instead of running Marshawn Lynch for a Super Bowl win, the Seahawks lost to the Patriots by Pete Carrolling the call.

Pete Carrolling by Madden '76 February 4, 2015

Lynchgate 

A conspiracy theory arising in the wake of Seattle's Super Bowl loss to the Patriots, which suggests that Pete Carroll attempted to elevate Russell Wilson and deflate Marshawn Lynch by calling a slant at the 1 yard line that was intercepted and caused the Seahawks to lose the Super Bowl.

When considering Pete Carroll's greatness as a Professional football coach, one cannot overlook Lynchgate and what motivates his coaching decisions.

Lynchgate by Madden '76 February 4, 2015

Hindenburg 

While you are getting blown and right before you cum, you reach down and light a fart on fire, accidentally burning your partners face with the gas explosion. You must at least attempt to quench the flames with your load to be considered a true American. If you don't cum, you're a Nazi.

Luckily, the bitch shaved her mustache before the Hindenburg, or it could have been much worse.

Hindenburg by Madden '76 December 16, 2014