11 definitions by Mad Dog

mermaid's flannel

extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.

by Mad Dog February 25, 2004

grinning like a wanking jap

over the moon,
ecstatic

by eck kes, you're manouvering has got me grinning like a wanking jap - kes

by Mad Dog February 27, 2004

badgers head

an ageing brunette lady that has began greying in the pubic area

I conclude that you have been lying about your age miss. While you were sleeping last night I broke into your house. On inspecting you're quim I deduced that you are over 40 as you have a badgers head - Sherlock Holmes

by Mad Dog February 25, 2004

arab's sandal

very dry. Normally concerning intercourse

I tried to get her going but she was as dry as an arab's sandal all night.

by Mad Dog February 25, 2004