Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mad Dan (Leicester)

Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

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What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

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When office workers get fed up with shuffling paper on their bottoms all day.

Mac, the copywriter, got tired with the guff from upstairs and went Postal.

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Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.

Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.

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A couple who exude confidence draw others into their orbit

God, Rich and Rachel a real Power Couple.
- Yeah, but there's no more rings on Saturn.

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