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Definitions by Mad Dan (Leicester)

Wash the dog 

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.
My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

Laying A Cable 

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.
Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?
When office workers get fed up with shuffling paper on their bottoms all day.
Mac, the copywriter, got tired with the guff from upstairs and went Postal.

Oxygen Thief 

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.
Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.

Power Couple 

A couple who exude confidence draw others into their orbit
God, Rich and Rachel a real Power Couple.
- Yeah, but there's no more rings on Saturn.
Power Couple by Mad Dan (Leicester) February 10, 2015