Definitions by Mad Dan (Leicester)

Wash the dog 

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

Wash the dog by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020

Laying A Cable 

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

Laying A Cable by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019

Postal 

When office workers get fed up with shuffling paper on their bottoms all day.

Mac, the copywriter, got tired with the guff from upstairs and went Postal.

Postal by Mad Dan (Leicester) May 25, 2015

Oxygen Thief 

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.

Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.

Oxygen Thief by Mad Dan (Leicester) April 27, 2015

Power Couple 

A couple who exude confidence draw others into their orbit

God, Rich and Rachel a real Power Couple.
- Yeah, but there's no more rings on Saturn.

Power Couple by Mad Dan (Leicester) February 10, 2015