Mad Dan (Leicester)'s definitions

Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019

Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020

Oxygen Thief

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.

Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) April 27, 2015

Power Couple

A couple who exude confidence draw others into their orbit

God, Rich and Rachel a real Power Couple.
- Yeah, but there's no more rings on Saturn.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) February 10, 2015

Postal

When office workers get fed up with shuffling paper on their bottoms all day.

Mac, the copywriter, got tired with the guff from upstairs and went Postal.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) May 25, 2015