MackSneale's definitions

Derivative

An insipid part of Calculus that most definitely should NOT be looked at during the summer. INTEGRAL to achieving a 5 on the AP Calculus 1 exam, this term is most commonly used by nerds of the highest degree. Beware.

I damn near had an orgasm once I found the derivative of the equation. Heaven on Earth!

by MackSneale July 12, 2022

Kezia

A bitch

She such a kezia

by MackSneale December 8, 2016

Trump Dump

A big turd sold at second hand stores and is graced by the retardation of Trump.

Man, that trump dump is huge!!

by MackSneale March 7, 2017

U Sub

Commonly misinterpreted as a method of finding the derivative in Calculus, this is actually the premise of a toxic joke, known as a "deez nuts" joke. Ask a person who does not know calculus to explain U Sub, and when they respond with a question along the lines of "what is U Sub", the setup for the deez nuts joke is complete.

"Hey can you explain U Sub to me?"
"What's U Sub?"
"U Submerged yo face in deez nuts!!!!"

by MackSneale July 12, 2022

Shut the fuck up fallacy

The ultimate trump card when someone uses a fallacy in a feeble attempt to disqualify your reasonable argument

"Argumentum ad hominem? I invoke the Shut the fuck up fallacy".

by MackSneale January 17, 2022

Shitgrove

Also known as Shartgrove, this is NOT a man to be trifled with. Those who talk in his presence must tread lightly, for his STRIKE ONES may rain upon you faster than God on an unwashed asshole. Shitgrove may be blood-related to the Rage Monster in Dude Perfect's stereotype videos. Piss him off and get slapped with more quizzes than bitches near a Wadhwa. Beware. Shitgrove is Near.

Bro Shitgrove just bent me over a table and fucked me in the ass with another one of his pop quizzes.

by MackSneale February 9, 2023

Terry

That noob who stays in his room crying all day.

Uh oh, he's becoming a terry.

by MackSneale January 18, 2017