Macbeth the Wonderslave's definitions

Fatty Dipping

As opposed to Skinny Dipping, which is often reknowned for being quite visually pleasing to onlookers, Fatty Dipping is the act of one or more overweight individuals creating a public eyesore by bathing nude outdoors in a (very) large body of water.
Think Free Willy and Friends.

Othon : "Oh my fucking god, lets get the hell out of here"
Liz : "Why?"
Othon : (points to a congregation of naked fat people frolicking about under a waterfall)
Liz : " Holy shit! How the hell did I not see THAT? Fatty Dipping ought to be made illegal!"
Othon : "I know right. My eyes bleed profusely. Somebody call Green Peace and have them dragged back out into the ocean".

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 2, 2009

Muslimousine

A vehicle used as a mode of transport for muslims, usually overcrowded, sometimes with family members in the trunk.

Generally it is a beat-up unroadworthy piece of shit, characterised by a towelhead for a driver, and bumper stickers featuring phrases such as "my other vehicle is a camel", "zero to blown up in 8.2 seconds", "I have PMS and a bomb...any questions?" and "my car just blew up your car".

Person 1 : "Damn..that is a sardine can on wheels, if ever I did see one"

Person 2 : " Don't be so disrespectful. Thats a muslimousine!"

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 2, 2009

Freenis

A name given to a freebie penis often worn by newbies on Second Life.

"Dude, put your freenis away. That thing isn't attractive"

by Macbeth the Wonderslave November 30, 2009

Allahfied

A course of action which has been given the 'stamp of approval' either by the Koran, some other islamic text or an islamic sheihk.

Waleed : " Aaliyah will you marry me?"

Aaliyah: : "I would Waleed, but you already have a wife!"

Waleed : "It is okay my dear. I can take more than one wife. It's totally Allahfied".

Aaliyah : "Awesome! I accept!!"

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 1, 2009