Definitions by Mac May May

Pandemitis

Next level laziness, brought on by sitting at home all day due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

I got a case of Pandemitis, I can’t get up from this couch.

Pandemitis by Mac May May May 21, 2020

Verbal Probation

When a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you've said something stupid.

"I'm gonna have to put you on verbal probation." "Jennifer said something dumb again. She's currently on verbal probation."

Verbal Probation by Mac May May October 4, 2016

Pornstachio 

A man with a porno type moustache.

Tom Selleck, Pete Wentz, Burt Reynolds, porn stars and all cops from the 1970's rock Pornstachio's.

Pornstachio by Mac May May June 17, 2010