guruchild

<Guruchild> women take the internet way too god damned seriously and involve all thcesarily complex emotions like we guys really need that bs in our nerd kingdom
by Matt March 11, 2003
Get the guruchild mug.

butt rape

Butt sex with someone who actually doesn't want butt sex. Go figure.
At first Bob was being butt raped by the entire prison, but soon turned into butt love.
by Matt September 03, 2003
Get the butt rape mug.

jib

jib mountain biking,originated from jib snowboarding,doing tricks on man made objects.
i jibbed this 3 foot ledge to 180 tail tap.
jibby
n.to jib
by matt December 13, 2003
Get the jib mug.

gibby

Slang for a Gibson guitar. Used by half-assed people and fake punk queers.
"He was hella jammin on that wicked '67 Gibby V!"
by Matt December 05, 2003
Get the gibby mug.

G and L

G&L is a guitar manufaturing company founded by George Fullerton and Leo Fender to make premium guitars and bass. It is the third guitar company created/inspired by Leo Fender, the first being Fender (duh) and the second Music Man, which was bought by Ernie Ball. These instruments are refered to as "real Fenders" in that the craftsmanship is next to none, the sounds is natural, and the playability is solid. They cost is many hundred dollars more than American Fenders, but for the most part is worth it. The lower-quality instruments are Tribute by G&L, which are made in Korea and lack the superior electronics and quality woods of G&Ls made in the U.S.
Compare a Fender Strat to a G&L Legecy or Comanche and any Fender bass to a G&L L-2000 and your mind will be blown.
by Matt May 13, 2005
Get the G and L mug.

blow blow

a cute and innocent term used to request a blowjob from your girlfriend/wife.
Guy: Baaabby, can I have a blow blow?
Girl: Aw you're so cute. Of course you can!
by matt June 18, 2006
Get the blow blow mug.

reverse shopvac

Where you are receiving oral sex and vomiting at the same time.
Ya i totally got a reverse shopvac with this chic, she was covered in throwup.
by Matt January 15, 2005
Get the reverse shopvac mug.