24 definitions by MaSh92587
Australian Slang: A female bartender who takes her clothes off if she collects enough in tips. Common in the city of Kalgoorlie.
It’s this diverse mix of customers who have all had a beer with a skimpy that makes the Kalgoorlie skimpy scene so unique, according to Wild West Saloon Bar manager and former skimpy Nicky who first came to Kalgoorlie to work five years ago during her university holidays. - The Kalgoorlie Miner
by MaSh92587 November 12, 2009
"I… hit him repeatedly on the conk. My reason for this was that his conk was covered with carbuncles, and I thought I should vex him by taking such liberties with his conk—which in fact I did."
-Quoted from Thomas de Quincey, "On Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts," first published 1827.
-Quoted from Thomas de Quincey, "On Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts," first published 1827.
by MaSh92587 March 9, 2006
1. A town in England mentioned in Monty Python.
2. A town in Westchester named after the town in England by founder Caleb Heathcote in 1703. It is known for 5 things:
-The "Scarsdale Diet" and the subsequent murder of the Doctor who came up w/ it.
-A place of residence for both Linda McCartney and Yoko Ono during their childhoods.
-One of top 5 schools in Westchester (w/ a 100% graduation rate into universities and colleges).
-VERY high real estate prices due to above.
-Severe marijuana and alcohol problems among most high schoolers, which led to an unfortunate Homecoming dance which was filled with pools of vomit and 5 hospitalized teens due to binge drinking before the dance.
2. A town in Westchester named after the town in England by founder Caleb Heathcote in 1703. It is known for 5 things:
-The "Scarsdale Diet" and the subsequent murder of the Doctor who came up w/ it.
-A place of residence for both Linda McCartney and Yoko Ono during their childhoods.
-One of top 5 schools in Westchester (w/ a 100% graduation rate into universities and colleges).
-VERY high real estate prices due to above.
-Severe marijuana and alcohol problems among most high schoolers, which led to an unfortunate Homecoming dance which was filled with pools of vomit and 5 hospitalized teens due to binge drinking before the dance.
1. -So you're wife's been around, eh? Eh? Knowwhatimean?
-Yes. She's from Scarsdale.
-SAY NO MORE!
–Monty Python.
2. We'll buy a new house… in Scarsdale!
–Friends
3. If I wanted to hear childish bickering i'd visit my grandparents in Scarsdale!
–Laws of Attraction
-Yes. She's from Scarsdale.
-SAY NO MORE!
–Monty Python.
2. We'll buy a new house… in Scarsdale!
–Friends
3. If I wanted to hear childish bickering i'd visit my grandparents in Scarsdale!
–Laws of Attraction
by MaSh92587 August 11, 2004