MR WOLF's definitions

CITY TITTIES

City titties are the raised, reflective markers used to separate city traffic lanes. They make the distinctive thump, thump, thump, sound as you drive to the outer edges of a lane. They assist the daydreaming or drunk driver that they are going adrift in a sea of concrete.

Mr Wolf gets super annoyed when a driver rides the city titties hard and cause the passengers dental filings to fall out.

After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.

Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.

by MR WOLF January 24, 2008

Vicked Up

Reference to any sports related figure that had money, fame, endorsements, and a future. Then they proceed to trash it all on some sort of criminal activity.

"Did you hear how that NBA referee Vicked Up?"

"The dude Vicked Up his career with the Dallas Cowboys.

"Who will be the next player to Vick Up their career?"

"Nike is going to add a Vicked Up clause in thier endorsement contracts."

by Mr Wolf August 26, 2007

KUDO TRICKLE DOWN THEORY

When you finish something big at work that gets recognized by the top brass you're not recognized for doing the work. Your boss's boss is given the full amount of kudos and they in turn give a reduced amount of kudos to your immediate boss. By the time you get recognized there are only one or two kudos left.

"Jack suffered the full loss of the kudo trickle down theory after slaving on that project for six months. He got the last remaining kudo left. What a shame."

"Stacy only got a pat on the back from the remains of the kudo trickle down theory. All that work for one kudo."

by MR WOLF September 9, 2007

CHITALIAN

Italian goods manufactured in China. Sold on the premise that they are Italian, but actually come from China.

My wife fell in love with a pair of Italian boots, but was disappointed to find they were Chitalian.

That chick was hot in her Chitalian leather coat.

After paying a heap of money for those Italian heels, Suzie was pissed to find they were Chitalian.

by MR WOLF May 24, 2011

INDIANS? DOT OR FEATHER?

When discussing Indians there is often confusion about who you're talking about, native Americans or people from India. To clarify the matter you can ask, "Dot or feather?" The feather refering to native Americans or dot, referring to the red dot worn by Indian women.

Judy said, "I was downtown and a large group of Indians were in the park."
Chesney replied, "Indians? Dot or feather?"
Judy replied, "Feathers."

Steve said, "There's a new Indian TV channel on Direct."
Tilt replied, "Dot or feather?"
Steve, "Dot, lots of dots."

by MR WOLF September 17, 2007

SLEAZEL

Combination of sleaze and a weasel or a sleazel. Allows you to combine two adjectives in the place of one.

The brothers ratted me out to the boss, fricking sleazels!

Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.

by MR WOLF November 6, 2010

DUDE BENCH

The set of chairs or bench at the front of a store. This is where men who are with their women can sit to avoid as much of shoping experience as possible. The dudes will wait there until picked up on the womans way out of the store.

"Honey, I'll wait for you here at the dude bench."

Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.

"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."

by MR WOLF October 23, 2007