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Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."
Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
by MR WOLF January 27, 2010
Get the RED LIGHT TEXTING mug.Southern combination of bubba and barbeque. A gathering of your best buddies (bubbas) and having a throw down barb-b-q. A mixture of massive amounts of beer, meat, cooking smoke, cigrettes, and unusually large men and women. After eating at the Bubba Q there will be redneck games that cause injury.
"Hey Shorty, we're having a Bubba Q at Timbo's Friday night. Bring a full cooler of Keystone Light."
"Jessica got naked at Wolf's Bubba Q last night."
"It was all fun at the Bubba Q until the hunting jeep rolled over. My favorite shotgun fell in the river."
"Jessica got naked at Wolf's Bubba Q last night."
"It was all fun at the Bubba Q until the hunting jeep rolled over. My favorite shotgun fell in the river."
by MR WOLF September 11, 2007
Get the BUBBA Q mug.Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
by MR WOLF January 25, 2008
Get the CRIB MIDGET mug.Reference to any sports related figure that had money, fame, endorsements, and a future. Then they proceed to trash it all on some sort of criminal activity.
"Did you hear how that NBA referee Vicked Up?"
"The dude Vicked Up his career with the Dallas Cowboys.
"Who will be the next player to Vick Up their career?"
"Nike is going to add a Vicked Up clause in thier endorsement contracts."
"The dude Vicked Up his career with the Dallas Cowboys.
"Who will be the next player to Vick Up their career?"
"Nike is going to add a Vicked Up clause in thier endorsement contracts."
by Mr Wolf August 26, 2007
Get the Vicked Up mug.Monica Lewinsky said to her short lived sugar daddy, Bill Clinton, "What's up holmeski?"
"Hey holmeski, what's happen' back at the get toe?"
"Hey holmeski, what's happen' back at the get toe?"
by MR WOLF October 6, 2007
Get the Holmeski mug.The set of chairs or bench at the front of a store. This is where men who are with their women can sit to avoid as much of shoping experience as possible. The dudes will wait there until picked up on the womans way out of the store.
"Honey, I'll wait for you here at the dude bench."
Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.
"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."
Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.
"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."
by MR WOLF October 23, 2007
Get the DUDE BENCH mug.Coins that you see or find on the ground that have been exposed to the elements so long they are black (cajun cooking does a lot of "blacked" this or that).
"Grandpaw was looking for money and he found some cajun coins, a quarter and three pennies."
"I barely saw the cajun nickle on the ground cause it was so dark."
"They may be black, but cajun coins spend as good as shiny ones."
"I barely saw the cajun nickle on the ground cause it was so dark."
"They may be black, but cajun coins spend as good as shiny ones."
by MR WOLF September 9, 2007
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