MR WOLF's definitions
Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.
My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
Get the Bead Baitmug. Renting a POD container to move your stuff. PODs are delivered to your driveway for you to load up. Once loaded the POD is picked up and sent to your new crib.
Stan's family is going to POD up and move to California.
Wolf said, "Let's POD up ourselves, not use a mover, and save money."
After their POD up move, Steve wanted to keep the POD and park his ATV and motorcycle in it.
Wolf said, "Let's POD up ourselves, not use a mover, and save money."
After their POD up move, Steve wanted to keep the POD and park his ATV and motorcycle in it.
by MR WOLF March 24, 2008
Get the POD UPmug. Rich, "famous" women from the music or film industry that act like they're on a new show, "Whores gone wild."
"Did you hear about the ho-lebrities doing 15 minutes of jail time? They would have given me 15 months."
"I watched the new TV Show for ho-lebrities called, I can't believe I'm this stupid. Loved the dumb-assed bitch attacking the car with an umbrella.
"I watched the new TV Show for ho-lebrities called, I can't believe I'm this stupid. Loved the dumb-assed bitch attacking the car with an umbrella.
by Mr Wolf September 1, 2007
Get the Ho-lebritiesmug. City titties are the raised, reflective markers used to separate city traffic lanes. They make the distinctive thump, thump, thump, sound as you drive to the outer edges of a lane. They assist the daydreaming or drunk driver that they are going adrift in a sea of concrete.
Mr Wolf gets super annoyed when a driver rides the city titties hard and cause the passengers dental filings to fall out.
After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.
Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.
After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.
Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.
by MR WOLF January 24, 2008
Get the CITY TITTIESmug. Coins that you see or find on the ground that have been exposed to the elements so long they are black (cajun cooking does a lot of "blacked" this or that).
"Grandpaw was looking for money and he found some cajun coins, a quarter and three pennies."
"I barely saw the cajun nickle on the ground cause it was so dark."
"They may be black, but cajun coins spend as good as shiny ones."
"I barely saw the cajun nickle on the ground cause it was so dark."
"They may be black, but cajun coins spend as good as shiny ones."
by MR WOLF September 9, 2007
Get the CAJUN COINSmug. The set of chairs or bench at the front of a store. This is where men who are with their women can sit to avoid as much of shoping experience as possible. The dudes will wait there until picked up on the womans way out of the store.
"Honey, I'll wait for you here at the dude bench."
Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.
"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."
Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.
"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."
by MR WOLF October 23, 2007
Get the DUDE BENCHmug. Combination of sleaze and a weasel or a sleazel. Allows you to combine two adjectives in the place of one.
The brothers ratted me out to the boss, fricking sleazels!
Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
by MR WOLF November 6, 2010
Get the SLEAZELmug.