Definitions by MP Shifter

shifts 

Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')

Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."

shifts by MP Shifter December 23, 2008

shift 

To masturbate.

I love to shift.
I shifted so much yesterday.

shift by MP Shifter December 22, 2008