Assgrapes

toilet paper that has been left behind while wippeing the ass and have harded.
by MP March 01, 2003
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cesspool

See photo of Dick Cheney in any news or fictional magazine.

He is the definition of corporate greed at any expense in imperialistic America.


One of america's biggest "chicken hawks".
Dick just loves the smell of burning flesh when he reviews his stock portfolio.
by mp January 30, 2005
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Gilford

Gilford

pretty much the sweetest place ever. Located in the midst of the Lakes Region, home to some pretty awesome kids ie. Matt Pumphret.
Guy One: Where you from, Gilford?

Guy Two: Hells Yeah, G-UNIT!!!

Guy One: That's stupid...
by mp February 04, 2005
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yars

an english measurement used by the chinese with an accent; discovered by the curious mind of matt lu
Matt Lu: Coasch, how many yars off the ball?
by mp January 13, 2005
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hollowpoint

Without her HollowPoint, MoneyPenny would be nothing
by MP January 16, 2004
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Pantsing

The act or practice of pulling someone's pants down.
The Seniors and I went pantsing today. The Freshmen never had a chance.
by MP February 08, 2005
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b331z

A man who participates in animal intercourse and blows as much men as the infamous MP who servs hotdogs and hamburgers to the kids
you are A pwnzor b331z!!!!
by MP January 21, 2004
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