BJer

A blow job; a BJ (fellatio, oral sex, etc.)

I bet Topanga, with her DSL, gives a damn fine BJer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007

Stinky Twinkie

A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells

"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007

The Telly Savalas

A pussy that has been shaved bald

P-Phat loves the Telly Savalas!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Black Myth

The belief that Black men have the largest dicks

Jessica: I rode P-Phat's huge white hobby horse last night!

Lisa: And?

Jessica: There is definitely a Black Myth; P-Phat's dick was much bigger than my black ex's!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Smell-Check

A check done by men during foreplay to see if a chick is clean enough to eat out. The guy fingers the chick's pussy and then he gets his fingers back into range of his nose to sniff without the chick noticing. It is easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck

Porn stars do not do the Smell-Check; 'Regualr' guys do.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2011

Cock-star

A guy who knows how to use his cock in the bedroom, pornstar, stud

After Lisa came twice, she called MOCO a cock-star!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

The Roxie

When a hard-up, horny broad makes her lap dog lick her pussy

(The lap dog is usually a Chihuahua since this breed licks a lot anyway)

Boy-friendless, herpes-infected chicks often force their lap dogs to give them the Roxie!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2012