Ham Glazing

1) Blow job (where the saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at ham glazing!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

31 Gun Salute

31 guys climaxing on a whore during a gang bang

Jenna graves the 31 Gun Salute!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

OKC Steamer

While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwists, you shit on your enemy's face. The untwisting of the swing causes your shit to curl into the form of a funnel, which makes you a human tornado. The OKC Steamer is also known as the Oklahoma Shitty.

Randy, the asshole, is due for an OKC Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Tit Gut Fuck

When a chick has a big potbelly and you cannot get to her tits for a titty fuck, you stick your dick between her gut and her tits for a fuck

Lauren's belly is so fat that her husband must give her a tit gut fuck instead of a tit fuck!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Geyser

A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax

Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Poon Tang Cocktail

Pussy juice drank from a champagne glass (works best if the pussy juice comes from a geyser)

Mooj loves Poon Tang Cocktails!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007