MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Go Suck A Dick

Phrase yelled at a tool (a person pissing you off)

Adrien: I no like Americans (in a French accent).

P-Phat: Adrien, Go Suck A Dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

OKC Steamer

While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwists, you shit on your enemy's face. The untwisting of the swing causes your shit to curl into the form of a funnel, which makes you a human tornado. The OKC Steamer is also known as the Oklahoma Shitty.

Randy, the asshole, is due for an OKC Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Tit Gut Fuck

When a chick has a big potbelly and you cannot get to her tits for a titty fuck, you stick your dick between her gut and her tits for a fuck

Lauren's belly is so fat that her husband must give her a tit gut fuck instead of a tit fuck!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Yum--Yum

A hot babe that you want to fuck

Dude 1: Look at that hottie!

Dude 2: Yum--Yum!

by MOCO & P-Phat October 19, 2011

Flogging the Log

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy flogging the log!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Mattress Mamboo

Fucking, banging, having sex

MOCO: It's mattress mamboo time!!!

Lisa: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009