191 definitions by MOCO & P-Phat
Bending a chick over the back of a chair and fucking her doggy style with your hands around her neck then without notice, you shove your dick up her asshole; it's asshole rape, as performed by Kobe Bryant. Also known as #24, Number 24, The Bryant & The KB
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010
The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else
P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?
MOCO: Dude, it's so small
P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!
MOCO: Dude, it's so small
P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009
When a chick has a big potbelly and you cannot get to her tits for a titty fuck, you stick your dick between her gut and her tits for a fuck
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007