191 definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Log Flogging

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy log flogging!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Boner Off

When guys compete to see who gets to fuck a broad, the guy with the longest and fattest dick wins

MOCO always wins the Boner Off!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Big Baller

A guy with balls (more mentally strong than physically); the opposite of a pussy (more mentally weak than physically)

MOCO and P-Phat are Big Ballers!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007

Twin Tetons

Tits, boobs, hooters

P-Phat loves large twin tetons!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Anal Pointe

Asshole or butthole; anal sex

It's a tight squeeze into anal pointe!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Stinky Twinkie

A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells

"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007

Semen Therapy

When a guy fucks a woman without wearing a rubber (barebacking) so that when he unloads his semen (cum) into her pussy, she will become happy or happier; semen can also be unloaded down her throat to produce the happiness feeling

* Scientifically studied *

Lisa: (in a sad tone) I need your happy juice!

MOCO: Semen Therapy on the way!

Lisa: (after MOCO's explosion; in a happy tone) Thanks, I sure needed that!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009