Failtique

A bad attempt at trolling in which said troll masks said insults as a "critique" of their victims work.

Often the person rants on about little details that the author could have easily fixed on their own and going on about how the characters in said author's story is a Mary Sue even when they have little to no Mary Sue traits at all.

And on occassion rarely fixes their own grammar, never uses capital letters or any form of punctuation mark whatsover.

Also claims that the victim is the one that needs to use a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the victim.
"Did you read the last Failtique from mr failtroll wannabe over there?"

"Yeah, major fail overload."
by MM132 September 06, 2012
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Crichax

A whiny pompous Homestuck fan who has a sick sexual fetish for the characters in particular Jade Harley to the point they fantasize about becoming her even though Jade has no arms or nose and is also dead. Also doesn't understand the opinion and thinks that doxing someone by revealing their real name is going to save them and believes everything Kiwifarms says even if that includes jumping off a cliff.
Oh...what a Crichax.
by MM132 August 14, 2019
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Hypofaticrisy

A type of trolling behavior where the troll in question insults their victim by calling them fat even though they are probably overweight IRL as well.

Can often be seen flocking sites like ED and metokur, tend to act like they're better than everyone else.
"Hey lardo...did you squish your cat with your fat ass again?"

"Look who's talking you fatass."

"What?"

"What you just said is pure Hypofaticrisy right there."
by MM132 August 21, 2012
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The Werenude

A crappy lameass porno rip off of An American Werewolf In London made by Encyclopedia Dramatica Productions and directed by Odd Guy.

The movie features nothing but lame meme references and shit no one cares about including rape scenes involving the 'Mariana' character being forced to strip for the admins who play themselves in this movie.

Zaiger is one of the the actors in the movie and serves the title as 'The Villainous Leader' of the group, Odd Guy is the resident manipulative bastard and finally...there's Magnum, a villain so insane he makes Norman Bates seem tame by comparison.

The movie has terrible makeup and special effects and the werestallone and werejohncandy designs were made on a no-strings-at-all budget and are just some of the EDiots in badly made animatronic suits.

The fact that not a single one of the EDiots hasn't got any actual acting talent makes this movie a whole lot worse.
"Did you see the Cinema Snob's review of The Werenude?"

"I did, boy that movie sucked. Encyclopedia Dramatica is the online equilavalent to Seltzer and Friedberg."

"The movie was a direct rip off of an American Werewolf In London, and the rape scenes were disgusting."

"Magnum was the worst character of all...he's a total douchebag in the movie and also goes completely psycho near the end."
by MM132 August 26, 2012
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Fucking Werefags

A phrase who used by Demongoat of former Metokur fame to describe Drmusic and his work and others who use werecreature fursonas.
"Fucking Werefags ruin everything."
by MM132 August 25, 2012
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Werefailtroll

A moronic troll on a troll website who doesn't even realize he/she is a failtroll themselves and call out other people on their stupidity even though they're being stupid themselves and not moving on with their lives - that is if they had any to begin with.
"Azrael is such a Werefailtroll."
"Yeah...he's continuing one with the Wereshitstain crap."
by MM132 March 27, 2013
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EDiot Logic

The bizzare fucked up logic of someone who is a member of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and one who believes everything on the ED Wiki to be true and disregards real facts as sperging.

Calls out other people and calls them retarded for doing something that on circles outside of ED would be perfectly reasonable.

Also hating sites like Thatguywiththeglasses because they make more money than ED does.
"EDiot Logic sure is fucked up."
by MM132 September 12, 2012
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