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Shrivel Up and Die

An insult used by internet trolls and tryhards who use death threats. Basically the troll/troll wannabe hates the person hates so much they want them to shrivel up and die in a horrible manner.
Emily said 'I hate you Drmusic2, I want you to Shrivel Up and Die!'.
by MM132 September 7, 2019
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Redundant Commenting

Commenting on something else that someone is commenting on or complaining about someone else complaining abotu something.
by MM132 January 25, 2013
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Cock Vampire

A term invented by internet trolls on sites like ED to describe a female who only craves "teh cock" of her desired mate and who's only desire is to have sex.
"Mariana's waifu is such a Cock Vampire"
by MM132 September 20, 2012
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Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.
by MM132 May 8, 2022
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Captain Whiney

A guy who pretty much acts like everything that someone they don't like says is a threat even if it's a simple sentence like 'I wish he'd get run over by his mom's car' or 'I wish you'd get locked in a freezer', overly paranoid to the point of actually thinking that person is trying to hurt them even if they are miles away, and overly reliant on a friend of theirs to the point that friend could be considered their 'parent' who makes 'the bad person' go away. Goes on petty hate tangents.
Captain Whiney has complained about someone getting his OCs wrong.
by MM132 August 8, 2020
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Scaredy Tard

Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.
That Emily is such a Scaredy Tard.
by MM132 September 7, 2019
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Toonification

The transformation of a human into a cartoon character or creature.

Also refers to when an internet troll stoops to just trying to make other people discover their victims and their plans start devolving and becoming more like those of a saturday morning cartoon villain.
"Did you see Magnum's latest post on EDF forums?"

"Yeah...he wants to make more people hate DrMusic in hopes of making DrMusic's real name unlikable."

"Damn....he's devolving..."

"Not just devolving....he's suffering from Toonification."
by MM132 December 12, 2012
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