Failtique

A bad attempt at trolling in which said troll masks said insults as a "critique" of their victims work.

Often the person rants on about little details that the author could have easily fixed on their own and going on about how the characters in said author's story is a Mary Sue even when they have little to no Mary Sue traits at all.

And on occassion rarely fixes their own grammar, never uses capital letters or any form of punctuation mark whatsover.

Also claims that the victim is the one that needs to use a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the victim.
"Did you read the last Failtique from mr failtroll wannabe over there?"

"Yeah, major fail overload."
by MM132 September 06, 2012
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Aykroydiac

A portmanteau of Aykroyd as in Dan Aykroyd and maniac, a fan of Dan Aykroyd who is heavily devoted to spreading the word of Aykroyd to others, at one with him and his universe and willing to provide and serve, a service to Aykroyd fans everywhere, delivering supernatural justice onto enemies.
Clyde is an Aykroydiac with knowledge of the occult.
by MM132 September 12, 2020
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Captain Whiney

A guy who pretty much acts like everything that someone they don't like says is a threat even if it's a simple sentence like 'I wish he'd get run over by his mom's car' or 'I wish you'd get locked in a freezer', overly paranoid to the point of actually thinking that person is trying to hurt them even if they are miles away, and overly reliant on a friend of theirs to the point that friend could be considered their 'parent' who makes 'the bad person' go away. Goes on petty hate tangents.
Captain Whiney has complained about someone getting his OCs wrong.
by MM132 August 09, 2020
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Scaredy Tard

Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.
That Emily is such a Scaredy Tard.
by MM132 September 07, 2019
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Jerkassing

When you make a new account on Deviantart just to harrass people for no reason.
Imagine being so stupid you invent a new account for Jerkassing someone on Deviantart.
by MM132 March 18, 2024
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Humilaphiliac

Someone who gets turned on by being embarrassed in someway including publicly or on a website, may include such things as having photos of them doing embarrassing things or photos of their private parts and also involves a heavy amount of masochism. And also may involve things such as scat or diaper fetishism or situations in which they're being used by others.
Charles wanted me to do a roleplay session with him in which he pretended to be a baby wetting his diapers and making a big mess. I declined because I knew he was a humilaphiliac.
by MM132 April 04, 2016
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Lul-stalgia

Usually a desperate attempt to keep dead forum threads going, this manifests as an internet troll/a-logger wannabe or forum member bringing up old things that the victim of their trolling tactics said and did from years ago as a means to get lulz when the lulz are already dying and there is nothing last. Also includes finding things that have little to no connection to said victim other this person remembered that the victim liked a certain character/actor/show and nothing more. A typical person who has this will use the term 'old news' when referring to the victim but is too stupid to realize that they themselves and the forum thread itself are 'old news'.
There he goes again, going on and on about how nostalgic he is for those lulz. He's got Lul-stalgia.
by MM132 July 23, 2018
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