Definitions by MLinDC

CTC 

(n) shorthand for Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a supersaturation of sugar conveniently molded into 3/4" square cereal bits.

Combined with milk, each bowl of CTC will inch you deliciously closer to a cinnamon-laden diabetic coma.

"I'm feeling like Cinnamon Toast Crunch"? Better check your blood sugar, fatty!

I just rocked a bowl of CTC for dinner, but why are my toes numb?

CTC by MLinDC August 6, 2010

jolldar 

(n) The ability to intuit that someone is jolly (obtuse, rotund, portly, etc.) purely based on some non-physical cue.

Writing samples, quotes, and anecdotes about said individual are common indicators.

My jolldar went off when I read his article. He's definitely a fatty.

jolldar by MLinDC July 29, 2010