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(n) The ability to intuit that someone is jolly (obtuse, rotund, portly, etc.) purely based on some non-physical cue.

Writing samples, quotes, and anecdotes about said individual are common indicators.
My jolldar went off when I read his article. He's definitely a fatty.
jolldar by MLinDC July 29, 2010
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jollaray 

A play on words for roll a jay (a/k/a joint). Specifically used when you don't want uncool people to know your plans.
Mohgs - Hey let's jollaray.
Teabag - Hey Danno, jollaray.
Danno - I got some pre-rolls
jollaray by Mohgzilla February 5, 2023
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A form of currency that is most commonly used by canadians. The jollar can be put into the form of a jebit card, jredit card, and even the jheck book. It is currently on par with the Canadian dollar.
I can't believe I spent 300 jollars at the bar last night.
Jollar by TV15 March 3, 2008

Jollaray 

Code word for roll a joint. Derived out of the need to deliver the joint-rolling proposition in a social setting whereupon the gathering includes those with unhip attitudes or persona non grata.
Mohgs: Hey ZDonk, Teabag is gonna jollaray over here.
ZDonk: I feel bad for Darryl. What's that? Yeah jollaray. Sherri's a dirty slut.
Jollaray by Mohgzilla February 7, 2023
A person who FAILS all the time. Usually making himself / herself a fool.
Tim: "lool Andy, did you saw that guy with that red scarf in the club yesterday? He got drunk and made a total fool of himself!"
Andy: "WHAT a jollar!"
jollar by Mammukkaz May 21, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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