MJD's definitions

gurn

n. a big greasy burning poop, synonomous with gurd

Hope you have a nice gurn love.

by MJD June 2, 2004

flip-a-fluffy

v. To lay a real beef-tasting fart. To duff.

British Columbian term, from Driver-Termuende family lore.

Oh no, Matty flipped a fluffy.

by MJD June 2, 2004

Monie Gown

Part Kimono and part night gown, a monie gown is a comfortable garment worm over pyjamas, or on its own, and is ideal at bedtime or in the AM while reading the paper, drinking a cuppa, and smoking a cig.

The word originates in West Vancouver, BC, in the Termuende family household.

There goes granny in her monie gown with her cuppa and her cigarette.

by MJD June 2, 2004

gurd

n. a greasy turd

a really stinky, greasy poop that most-likely will leave streaks in one's drawls.

Originates in Denver, Colorado

oh wow, just laid one heck of a gurd.

by MJD June 2, 2004