MJD's definitions

gritz

gritzing- n. - clothed sex

to gritz- v.- to have sex with your clothes on, particularly very gritty abrasive rubbing and grinding sex with one's clothes on. OK, not actually sex, but gritzing instead.

Originated at house parties in the 1990s in Denver, Colorado

They were on the couch gritzing like crazy last night.

Would you like to gritz?

I gritzed myself raw last night...

by MJD June 2, 2004

gurn

n. a big greasy burning poop, synonomous with gurd

Hope you have a nice gurn love.

by MJD June 2, 2004

gurd

n. a greasy turd

a really stinky, greasy poop that most-likely will leave streaks in one's drawls.

Originates in Denver, Colorado

oh wow, just laid one heck of a gurd.

by MJD June 2, 2004

Sedim

1) Hebrew Demons from the Old Testament

2) "A demon race. Blue skinned and human sized with long, dexterous tails and membrane wings. The males are extremely rare (only one in 1,000,000 pure births are male) and live almost fifty times the length of the females. Females are known for their voracious sexual appetites and have the ability to cross-breed with many other races, though their litters of mongrel children rarely survive. They have an extremely quick gestation period ." - From The Shivered Sky by Matt Dinniman

That's one ugly Sedim

by MJD December 27, 2003