MJD's definitions

gurn

n. a big greasy burning poop, synonomous with gurd

Hope you have a nice gurn love.

by MJD June 2, 2004

gritz

gritzing- n. - clothed sex

to gritz- v.- to have sex with your clothes on, particularly very gritty abrasive rubbing and grinding sex with one's clothes on. OK, not actually sex, but gritzing instead.

Originated at house parties in the 1990s in Denver, Colorado

They were on the couch gritzing like crazy last night.

Would you like to gritz?

I gritzed myself raw last night...

by MJD June 2, 2004

flip-a-fluffy

v. To lay a real beef-tasting fart. To duff.

British Columbian term, from Driver-Termuende family lore.

Oh no, Matty flipped a fluffy.

by MJD June 2, 2004

gurd

n. a greasy turd

a really stinky, greasy poop that most-likely will leave streaks in one's drawls.

Originates in Denver, Colorado

oh wow, just laid one heck of a gurd.

by MJD June 2, 2004