MIke's definitions

Waterloo

The fucking gayest school in the land. Is located in Northeast Ohio. All the teachers are gay, and the principal is fat. Not to be confused with phat.

Dude, School is gay.

You must got to Waterloo.

by Mike March 27, 2005

arod

Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees

ARod is one of the best players in baseball.

by Mike April 12, 2004

knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by Mike August 5, 2003

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

phattyballz

Mike Horn

Person #1: Did you see phattyballz today?
Person #2: Nah I'm gonna see him later tonight

by Mike January 27, 2004

granny smith

an out of date apple computer.

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.

by mike September 13, 2004

wenus

wenus comes from the term, willy and anus. but mainly used to describe someone with a very small willy.

your such a wenus, grow a wenus, my wenus is sore

by Mike April 13, 2004