MIke's definitions

shibbs

a friend i know that broke up with an amueture porn star and eats 5 ound hot dogs that spray white juices into his eyes(he enjoys this).His favoritecolor is shit green and his favorite foods are super shit sundays and banana splits with whip cream.He loves to talk about his sex adventures of lemiwinks and the gay midget sex he has been waiting for all his life...

that gay guy on socom who named his character shibbs

by mike December 5, 2004

budu

the pagan Russian god of fertility. antomically similar to an inverted penis

all hail almighty budu, lord of fertility

by mike May 8, 2003

rosebud

The appearance of one's rectum after fisting. The internal tissue pulls out beyond the sphincter muscle. The bright red to pinkish tissue looks like a rosebud.

That dude takes alot of fists up his ass- check out that rosebud.

by mike May 23, 2003

Chaooo

this is the mexican mateing call used by many of us white boys. we use it as a signal to know where the other person is.

"CHaoooo!" other side of school campus "chaoooo!"

when someone calls out "Chaoo" you return the same call

by Mike July 5, 2004

Opie

Dupe accounts is his worst nightmare

Dont get dupe accounts or I will banZ0rz j00!!!!

by Mike December 5, 2003

Deano destructor

the braking of someones glasses into their eyes through a punch.

the deano destructors gonna make u blind

by mike April 20, 2005

Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.

"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"

by Mike July 20, 2008