MIke's definitions

victory lane

Immediately before cumming placing the thumb over the urethra (like a winning race car driver with the bottle of champagne) causing the semen to shoot orders of magnitude farther than normal.

I had never seen cum shoot over 50 feet until victory lane.

by Mike February 17, 2004

Permadrunk

Drinking so much that you are drunk for more than a day.

1. We were permadrunk from our trip at the lake
2. John was perma drunk and climbed the tree.

by mike March 27, 2003

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

p-bass

slang term for the Fender Precision Bass

The P in P-Bass should stand for punk.

by mike November 13, 2004

Cisco Whip

A tool used to discipline student taking the Cisco class.

Dude I went to google for like a second and i totaly got beat with the cisco whip.

by Mike March 18, 2005

er-er

A covert reference to sexual activity, particularly in response to a non-sexual statement. Literally, the squeaking of a bed during sexual intercourse.

Gloria: Lisa, would you like help trimming that bush?
Kevin: Er-er.
Gloria: Huh?

by Mike December 26, 2004

Kun Fang

1. The greatest asian boy who ever lived in the the Central New York area.
2. One who is hot and sweats all the asian girls.
3. Arch Nemesis of Yang Zhang

"That Kun Fang is so hott."
"I sweat Kun Fang"

by Mike May 3, 2004