MIke's definitions

brown curling

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

by mike January 5, 2004

Shiznic

A name that one uses to imitate a black person on AOL instant messenger.

Yo, my name is shiznic, whats crackalackin?

by Mike March 3, 2004

untouchable

A pretty girl that most men would be afraid to talk to.

I'm so insecure, I could never even ask her for the time. She's just too untouchable.

by Mike June 1, 2002

cock museum

Someone that usually houses cock in their ass.

I'm sure that you are a cock Museum.

by Mike December 31, 2003

frisbeeing

1. tossing a frisbee around
2. a word daysie doesn't understand

woah! that was some awesome frisbeeing mike!

by Mike April 30, 2004

Hand of Flour

Refers to fat girls.

It requires a hand of flour (cooking material) in order to find a fat girl's vagina. Simply throw the flour and look for the wetspot (avoid sweaty chunks)

That bitch was so fat, I needed a hand of flour.

by Mike March 1, 2005

khaki

A caucasian indivdual not resembling the standardized color, "white". Thus, resembling a shade known to many as, khaki.

Im not white! Im khaki bitch!!

by mike May 13, 2005