MIke's definitions
by Mike February 13, 2005

jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!
bob- fookin ell dave i had the best wank ever before it was lovely
Dave- your such a jam strangler!
bob fuck off!.............tit!
Dave- your such a jam strangler!
bob fuck off!.............tit!
by mike April 9, 2004

Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?
Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.
Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.
by Mike December 22, 2004

by Mike March 12, 2004

Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.
by Mike October 14, 2004

by mike September 26, 2004

by Mike February 11, 2005
