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gator

A common slang word for 1000 dollars commonly used in Boston neighborhoods.
Someone backed into my car last night...it's gonna cost me at least a gator to get it fixed.
by Mike February 13, 2005
mugGet the gatormug.

jam strangler

jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!
bob- fookin ell dave i had the best wank ever before it was lovely

Dave- your such a jam strangler!

bob fuck off!.............tit!
by mike April 9, 2004
mugGet the jam stranglermug.

latina boat show

a very attractive or striking woman, of such caliber as to model at a boat show
Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?

Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.
by Mike December 22, 2004
mugGet the latina boat showmug.

Caffinated

Adj: He was crazy cafinated with that rhyme! similar to crunk
by Mike March 12, 2004
mugGet the Caffinatedmug.

The Legend of Mike

Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.
Damn, that guy is just da man. i want to be just like him.
by Mike October 14, 2004
mugGet the The Legend of Mikemug.

Division

Regional building in charge of CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit) (24)
The order had to be cleared by Division before CTU could proceed.
by mike September 26, 2004
mugGet the Divisionmug.

smoocher

Common reference to a homosexual used in certain Boston neighborhoods
Wow that dude is a real deal smoocher
by Mike February 11, 2005
mugGet the smoochermug.

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