MIKE's definitions

blem

snout, baccy, fags etc. Prison slang for tobacco in Southern England. Also used for Marijauna.

Got any blem.

by Mike September 2, 2003

plonc

wine, which is not cheep. ie. any wine that comes in a bottle and is not goon

Thats was a tasty bottle of plonc.

by mike October 27, 2001

Dirty Voergel

Taking a shit on a girls chest, and then placing a carrot up her ass.

That girl just got a dirty voergel.

Please give me a dirty voergel.

by Mike January 31, 2005

Ridin Spinnaz

A image where a herm gets buttfucked and his dick spins around like a ridin spinnaz


(also cocks)

we ridin spinnaz we ridin spinnaz

also cocks

by Mike September 9, 2004

knerd

Gays And george

George N. is a knerd

by Mike February 2, 2004

WOT

Waste of Time. A male or female that leads you on or plays mind games with you. One that has cruel intentions.

I was gonna call Laura today but I didn't bother cause she's a WOT.

by Mike April 26, 2003

Duck Sick

To tell a female to give you oral stimulation

Can I get my nails done?
No Hoe.. But you can make my duck sick

by Mike July 31, 2003