MELANiE's definitions

gurp

a person that is ugly on the inside

Your a gurp you motha fucka

by melanie January 22, 2004

Jibble

n. a small piece of just about anything.
v. to break into very small pieces, usually as in "to jibble up."

There are jibbles of paper all over the floor.

Could someone jibble up the crackers for this topping?

by Melanie March 29, 2005

hydromancer

One who attempts to determine unknown facts by staring at a bowl of water.

Is that hydromancer ever going to have my credit report ready?

by Melanie October 27, 2003

what the cracker?

another way of saying what the hell.

person 1: did u kno that the square root of 9876543 is 1234?
person 2: what the cracker are u talking about??

by Melanie November 15, 2003

unstuff (verb)

to remove stuffing from an object.

Kelly unstuffed the teddy bear because she was mad at Ana.

by Melanie February 14, 2005

deshoeitated

when one's foot is chopped off. a spinoff of decapitated.

"Mrs. Solmon deshoeitated me for touching something on the prop table."

by melanie February 23, 2004

Bortolotism

A metaphor used by bortolot to attempt to explain something.

The Scottish syndrome

by Melanie February 23, 2005