Nard

After his nutectomy, John was left with one nard in his sack. When walking nude in the forest after his operation, John's nard dangled low and to hard to starboard. Weeks later when his glass replacement nard was installed, there was a noted equilibrium in said danglage.
by MC Eula G May 01, 2021
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Nard

When he went freeballing, his nards dangled low
by MC Eula G May 01, 2021
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Jarlic

Chopped garlic in a jar. A far cry from the real deal Holyfield
If you come to my crib packing that stank ass jarlic, I'm a send yo ass back to the store to get some real fuckin' garlic.
by MC Eula G February 06, 2015
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