MAtt's definitions

oralgummy

The ancient Chinese art of having a toothless crack hoe perform oral sex on you.

I got great oralgummy from this crack hoe.

by Matt March 26, 2004

gonasyphilaids

An advance form of an STD with multiple symptons.

That bitch slept around so much, she probably has gonasyphilaids

by Matt May 15, 2004

roflmfaowrotflmfaosm

rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off while rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off some more.

Matt: ROFLMFAOWROTFLMFAOSM!
Phil: Those poor, poor indians...

by Matt December 30, 2004

buttwipe mustache

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.

This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.

by matt February 4, 2004

theodin

Omg l337 Realmer 1rl

Theodin: OMG I PWNED you 1-1 FoD
Amalgam: I know i suck alt-2

by Matt November 9, 2003

swack

Swack is basically another word for fuck. This word originated in San Diego, where lots of guys use it.

GUY 1: Look at that ass over there, would you SWACK?
GUY 2: I'd mos def SWACK that.

by Matt December 28, 2004

nubbin

Another name for a noob/nub/nublet. Someone who is new at something a sucks horribly at it.

Some kid named Justin Heimbach.

by matt January 29, 2005