cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

by Matt November 23, 2004

plympton

A suburb of Plymouth Devon UK. Home of Black Friday. Where all the posh people with money in Plymouth live.

I live in Plympton. I have to get the bus to go out in union street

by Matt October 20, 2004

Cockburn

jock itch

Nigga I aint took no bath in weeks an now ma cock burn!!!!

by Matt April 21, 2003

shit

1. (n.) Any pointless or unidentified material.
2. (n.) Poop (n.) The act of pooping (v.) To poop.
3. ~load: A hell of a lot

1. What is this shit?
2. I will go shit.
3. Damn, that's a shitload of guns!

by Matt August 25, 2006

tittybiscuits

baffled; puzzled; upset; The expression used to show dismay in an uncomprimising situation.

You won't go out with me? Titty biscuits!!

by Matt June 23, 2003

Fall-Through

A drug dealer or hookup that is either bunk or doesn't deliver. a Fall-Through is the kind of guy that makes you wait 2 hours for a bag of weed, only to tell you he couldn't get it. A Fall-Through is the ultimate timewaster and ultimately, an asshole.

"Tony can't get weed, he's a fall-through"

"Bob said he has shrooms? 10 bucks says he's a fucking fall-through"

by Matt December 05, 2003

bizulshizit

N. The slang term for when something is so incredibly wrong that words come out in a slur of speach with randomly insterted Z's

also See, Fizuk, Skrizew, and blizowjizob

Man i can't believe you skrizewd her that is such bizulshizit. Go fizuk your self and have your mother give you a blizowjizob.

by Matt April 22, 2004