MArk's definitions

messed up

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.

look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!

by Mark October 13, 2003

Peen

A verb, to poke, pod, or generally touch another perso with yor penis, usually in the face.

Ewww.... I got peened by RJ in the face again!

by Mark January 14, 2004

slam-pig

A highly unattractive or repulsive female who you would only have sex with if highly intoxicated or high off a particular drug.

Tim was so drunk last night he they had sex with the fattest slam-pig at the party.

Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.

by Mark December 9, 2004

fireman's helmet

The head of a dick..

My gay co-worker Kevin always talks about licking the fireman's helmet.

by Mark August 29, 2004

Same

A reply to agree with someone eles's statement.

<Luke> sup, I'm bored.
<Mark> Same.

by Mark April 12, 2003

eyedeeone

Above nirvana
Supreme
Guitar God
Leader

EyeDeeOne Rocks.
EyeDeeOne Will Be A Guitarist,

by Mark July 17, 2003

Louisiana Swipe

When someone swipes their hand across the crack of your anus as they walk buy.

Dude, smell my fingers. I just gave that hot chick a Louisiana Swipe!

by Mark June 24, 2004