MATT's definitions
Benh aka Ben "FAP" Hamilton - Ben is the bastard step child of a local drunk known as "Jimmy" Ben received his nick name by loosing several games of "Cracker". After being treated for the oral herpes he received in the process Ben decided that he would no longer gamble on his ability to Fap, but do it in private, where the only STD's he can contract our his own from his own fap juice.
Holy crap, look at benh fap away! If he doesn't fapulate soon he will loose the contest, then he will have to eat the whole fappin lot of crackers!
by Matt January 26, 2005
Get the benhmug. 
Get the swackedmug. by Matt May 13, 2005
Get the HiZoWnEdmug. A two seater convertible manufactured by Honda of Japan. Currently the highest reving mass produced engine in the world. Known to elicit great joy and excitement from drivers who push the RPMS to 9K. World class handling and a superb 6 speed gearbox define this automotive marvel. Its 2 liter engine makes an incredible 240 HP which helps this car dominate the competition in the twisties. A force to be reckoned with and a purists dream come true. The best bang for the buck bar none.
by Matt February 8, 2004
Get the S2000mug. If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
by Matt January 25, 2004
Get the mashed potatoesmug. "Yu-Gi-Owned MOTHERFUCKER!!"
by Matt October 3, 2003
Get the Yu-Gi-Ownedmug. Things you can do with a Britney spears cd:
Feed it to your dog. It is high in protein.
Use it as a frisbee.
Melt it down and turn it into random shapes.
Use it as a coaster for your coffee.
Feed it to your dog. It is high in protein.
Use it as a frisbee.
Melt it down and turn it into random shapes.
Use it as a coaster for your coffee.
by matt January 30, 2005
Get the Britney Spearsmug.