MATT's definitions

swamp ass

when someone has a horrible case of encrusted or wet poo in their ass

by Matt September 25, 2003

Bounce-Back-Ability

The word was first used by Crystal Palace manager Ian dowie after his teams 3-1 home win against Wimbledon on. Saturday 31st January.
For this word to get into the english dictionary it must be used by a wide range of public.
Most famously is was used in the houses of parliment by a top MP!

My team showed real Bounce-back-ability today.

by Matt October 23, 2004

Baccon

It's the Po-Po..5-0..Piggy..doughnut loving S.O.B..COPS

I smell Baccon!!!

by Matt September 16, 2003

analpirate

One who looks for the golden brown nuggets of love, normally a man, normally in the ass.

by matt March 28, 2003

Ghandi

A lawyer who partially through practices of non-violence and fasting was able to liberate India from British rule. Promoted religious and ethical tolerance, lived like a commoner, and eventually won the Nobel Peace Prize. Was mourned by pretty much everyone in the world when he was assassinated.

All the other "definitions" of Ghandi on this website are an insult to this great man.

by Matt April 21, 2005

Goober

also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley

man...that goober has really big boobs

by matt January 27, 2004

Izans

Group of people planning to take over the world.

Izans Rock...

by Matt December 5, 2003