MATT's definitions

puertoitaleinideish

A child whos parents come from the nationalities of the following: Puerto Rican, Italian, Native American, and Irish. This is for breeding purposes only to make the best babies possible.

Matt and Danielle have intertwined their DNA to have puertoitaleindeish children

by Matt January 8, 2004

wonderbread

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)

Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.

by Matt February 24, 2004

aceg

A word from music class that stoners laugh at

Yo Joe ACEG!!!!!!!

by matt January 31, 2004

subwoofa

The mating organ of the CRX. Either 10", 11", 12" or 15" in size and inversely proportionate in size to the member of the owner.

I've got a 12-inch subwoofa in my CRX maate.

Mohammed has two ten-inch subwoofas, both with active crossovers.

by Matt December 18, 2003

jerkizzur

Shaking involuntarily due to the effects of illicit drugs.

I got the jerkizzur with the ice.

by Matt December 16, 2004

torrington

torrington is the biggest shithole in the world, anyone who shops at walmart or walks around downtown in ripped clothes is a raggy, which is over 70 percent of the population. i am so disgusted that i actually work there.

"did you see that fat dirty lady enter tj maxx?" - kyle

"yeah i see it all the time, the plaza is raggy central." -joe

by matt April 16, 2005

lacoste

A clothing brand worn by upper-middle class "preps" who know fashion when they see it. Cannot be worn by just anyone, at $70 for the pique polo. Originated by Rene Lacoste. The crocodile was actually an idea he got when he received a crocodile-skin handbag after winning a tennis match.

Lacoste polos are very comfortable and fit well.

by Matt April 25, 2005