MATT's definitions

murple

v. murpled, murpling, murples
1.The action of a left fielder calling off the other imaginary left fielder.
n. murple
2.A moment of extreme ignorance in an otherwise seemingly familiar situation.

As the fly ball was hit to the left fielder, he made a murple catch.

by Matt February 27, 2005

Corey Mills

See tree hugging hippy

1)lets capture the mouse and feed it and set it loose
2)don't kill that bug

by Matt September 7, 2003

Ice Cream

To lick someone on every single inch of there body

Yo I icecreamed that chick!

by Matt August 9, 2003

t-rex

One of the worlds Fattest porn stars. She had a cameo (like many) in the b-grade movie 'Orgasmo' by Matt Stone and Tray Parker.

Extremely Disgusting to look at, and i bet he/she/it doesn't smell to good either.

Ref. Orgasmo. Garden Of Eden scene.

by Matt August 24, 2004

mindstool

Lame hacker, self-proclaimed King of Toolspeak, aka foolspeak.

Mindstool pretends to be band members and everyone believes him. How lame.

by matt October 2, 2004

Stag

Going to a party alone, after being dumped or having a fight.

"I could be dry-humping Marie Curie at prom instead of going... STAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!" - Gandhi

by matt November 22, 2004

g4

A television network that has no soul. Enjoyed acquiring techtv and destroying it in less then a year, g4 is just another exaple of the continuing trend of the dumbing down of america. They fail to realize that, in fact, their target demographics (males 12-34) think the channel is utterly pathetic.

g4 has lower ratings than the tv guide channel and the golf network. G4 will soon be out of business.

by matt May 13, 2005