MATT's definitions

jiggawut

Asking a ghetto-crawler "what?"

"Man, we need to go back to my crib right quick"

"Jiggawut?"

by Matt February 2, 2004

bombs over baghdad

The act of layin' some lovin on a fine lady.

Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang. Don't even bang, unless you plan to hit somethang.

by matt February 9, 2004

Lavos

The final boss in Chrono Trigger. Looks like a porcupine with a large frontal vagina.

...but beware that bucket in the corner.

by Matt June 29, 2004

tft

Thin Film Transistor. An LCD screen technology used in laptop's and some of the newer type monitors. These form circuits that are several microns in thickness. A micron is 1 millionth of a meter

I got a 17" TFT laptop screen!

by Matt August 8, 2004

sha-nay-nay

going down a hill on an inner tube, where one person is on the bottom, with one, two or three people on top.

"Sha-nay-nay time, sorry lepper boy, your left out."

by matt January 26, 2005

jabba the slut

a very skanky fat gross ho who usually has herpes, and once someone fucks said slut, they immediately feel ashamed, and get made fun of

adele is such a slut, she sucks off every guy she sees, and shes gross too, shs auch a jabba the slut

by matt September 11, 2008

Kershnoppel

To humiliate utterly.

Matt Kershnoppeled Amer.

by Matt December 12, 2003