MATT's definitions

hit dat then quit dat

The act of having sex with a young, naive female, and the kicking the bitch to the curb (usually without her shoes for good measure).

Oh shit, I hit dat then quit dat son!

by Matt May 13, 2004

Pie Goddess

A female master of all things pie-related, whether it be the creation of, or consumption of pies.

"Nicole is an amazing blonde Pie Goddess"

by Matt December 9, 2003

gloiven

Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.

Frink: 100% chance of PAIN! PAIN in da gloiven!

by matt October 24, 2003

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004

Debaser

Debaser o debaser.

Quincy : Can I lick your pee-pee?
Debaser: Clancey can handle it..

by matt November 17, 2003

grunger

someone who thinks they are an individual which makes them dilluded as they listen too similar music and wear a similar thing to any other grunger

a grunger said "you laugh at me coz im different"
"no i laugh coz you think u r"

by Matt January 17, 2004

Fretard

Frigging Retard.

"You're such a fretard!!"

by matt October 10, 2003