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WIZpoo

A small particle of semi digested food that when coughing or clearing the throat comes wizing up into the mouth & when crushed has the distinctive odor of wizpoo or Khalifa!
Ditzy Khalifa coughed up a wizpoo ground it between his teeth & gave himself shitbreath
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZin' the Jizz

Simply put, it means masturbating, wanking the wizang,
'Is someone in the wizroom?'
'Yeah, Ditzy Khalifa is in there wizin' the jizz'
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WHIZ

WHIZ:

1)Proper abbreviation for wizard or wizzard is Whiz, as in Robert AKA Bob..

2)Whizs are the wisest of the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.

3)one of GREAT SKILL, ENLIGHTENMENT, WISDOM and KNOWLEDGEABLE in a many different areas, most often knows with-out any formal schooling, having an inner-knowledge with-out any formal schooling, especially computers

4)An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

5)an "old school" computer Whiz. Usually very knowledgeable with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, long hair, and/or an afinity with everything sixties and early seventies.
The Whizard brought down the mountain with just a prick at a crack.
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZLE or also known as DITZY Khalifa

WIZLE Wi-z-uhl(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die.

A White person with an IQ lower than 50 that is such a loser and takes on nigger qualities.

Better known as white trash.
"You should be friends with that person, they have the wizle"

"Hey Wizle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"

"WIZLE or also known as DITZY KHALIFA", will try to razzle dazzle you, but if you have any intelligence you will see right through them!

Don't act so khalifa! You have some intelligence, use it!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZKID

WIZKID, WIZZKID or WIZZKID:

1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool

2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!

3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!

4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).

5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!

"Ditzy Khalifa" sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his 24 and making up bullshit stories while covered in dog fleas and he still has the nerve to call himself a wizzkid"

DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
"Ditzy Khalifa sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his 24 and making up bullshit stories while covered in dog fleas and he still has the nerve to call himself a wizkid"
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
mugGet the WIZKIDmug.

WIZLE or WIZZLE

WIZLE or WIZZLE

Verb form of wiz, Khalifa or wizz meaning to urinate.

see weezy, wizy or wizzy

DAMN foo he be a wizzle.
Before we go to the bar I gots to Khalifa, the lines are way to long once we get there.

I don't care what you call it, WIZLE or WIZZLE, I got to go now!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZpopper

A term used for farting that causes you to fly through the air. Commonly caused by drinking frobsckottle. Or eating to many beans.
Have you done a wizpopper?
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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