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WIZFEST

WIZFEST or WIZZFEST

When you both have to take a wiz so badly, you sit on the wizbox (woman) and spread your legs and the guy wizs thru your legs as you are wizzinging too.
Hey Col, how was the road trip?
Ditzy Khalifa, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Wizfest. It was a Real WIZZFEST horror show
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZin' the Jizz

Simply put, it means masturbating, wanking the wizang,
'Is someone in the wizroom?'
'Yeah, Ditzy Khalifa is in there wizin' the jizz'
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZwhacker

someone who whacks their wizer/wizang i.e beats their meat (masturbates) in a furious manner.
Put that dirty magazine down Khalifa, you raging wizwhacker!

Stop wizwacking, grandad, nany will be home soon!

khalifa wizwhacked himself into an aneurism!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZpopper

A term used for farting that causes you to fly through the air. Commonly caused by drinking frobsckottle. Or eating to many beans.
Have you done a wizpopper?
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZpoo

A small particle of semi digested food that when coughing or clearing the throat comes wizing up into the mouth & when crushed has the distinctive odor of wizpoo or Khalifa!
Ditzy Khalifa coughed up a wizpoo ground it between his teeth & gave himself shitbreath
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZLE DIZZLE

WIZLE DIZZLE, WIZZLE DIZZLE

Some one who displays the following characteristics jerkwad, asswad, wiz, wizer, khalifa, loser, fuckwad, or fagwad
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZLE or also known as DITZY Khalifa

WIZLE Wi-z-uhl(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die.

A White person with an IQ lower than 50 that is such a loser and takes on nigger qualities.

Better known as white trash.
"You should be friends with that person, they have the wizle"

"Hey Wizle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"

"WIZLE or also known as DITZY KHALIFA", will try to razzle dazzle you, but if you have any intelligence you will see right through them!

Don't act so khalifa! You have some intelligence, use it!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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