MARY's definitions

jj redick

JJ Redick is without a doubt...perfect...perfect...hot...and hot...I personally love JJ Redick. JJ Redick is a beautiful person. He DOES NOT...do pot...He was in the wrong place,at the wrong time. And also for all of those people who think he needs clearasil he uses clean and clear. And also JJ Redick is gorgeous

gorgeous;beautiful;hot;perfect;perfection;handsome;talented;tall

"JJ Redick will one day mary, Mary."

by Mary March 10, 2004

elmo

a fuzzy red adorable monster all kids under 7 want to be when they get older

i love seasame street

by Mary April 7, 2005

yoga

yoga- code name for haveing sex with someone

hey mom im going over to johns to do some yaga.

by mary August 4, 2004

lady sandwich

when a girl is in the middle of a threesome and one guy is fucking her in the ass and another is at the other end screwing her in the front

They saw i lady sandwich in the porn movie

by Mary April 5, 2005

Hollaback Girl

A 35 year old woman who pretends to be a cheerlead and sex idol.

Qwen Stephani - 35 year old crone.

by Mary April 7, 2005

Saptown, USA

Saptown, USA from the word sappy. The condition of extreme sappiness. A temporary or permanent residency depending on volume and saturation of sappiness. Most commonly found in tall skinny guys with shaggy hair who play the guitar. Not entirely undesirable, but occasionally vomit including.

He's a nice guy but he's like Saptown, USA.

by Mary April 20, 2005

right to choose

what dan's mom should have done

Finally, in exasperation, she told Dan,"i should have used my right to choose about 6 months before your birthday"

by mary July 9, 2004