MARCO's definitions

shafted twat waffle

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.

Uh, that crackhead

by Marco January 6, 2004

plom

acronym standing for "Poor Little Old Me." Used often to describe the behavior of whiners and those who feel sorry for themselves.

Zeke is always spouting ploms about his latest drama episode, of which there appear to be a never-ending series.

by Marco February 24, 2015

grumbach

- Old man with a high temperment and low tolerance for anything.
- One who feeds off adolescents pains.
- A devious being.
- A Dickhead.

Grumbach is a jerkoff with no life.

by marco April 3, 2003

Latina

the sexiest women in da world!

damn dat latina mami is sexxy as hell

by Marco September 9, 2004

fig

1. boredom
2. badluck
3. annoying

1. you're sitting at home with nothing to do. "fuck i've got fig"

2. you're driving home and you get every red light. "fuck i've got fig."

3. a friend won't leave you alone. " "alastair, you're giving me fig."

by marco November 15, 2003