MANofCARS's definitions

TBLAOOCD

An acronym which stands for: "Taco Bell Loving And Obsessing Over Compulsive Disorder"

Nurse: "What the diagnosis doctor?"
Doctor: "He seams to have a rare condition called TBLAOOCD"
Nurse: "What's that short for doctor?"
Doctor: "Taco Bell Loving And Obsessing Over Compulsive Disorder, nurse."
Nurse: "Oh my! Well get him to the E.R. stat!"

by ManOfCars July 8, 2009

Boob-nap

The act of grabbing someones boob and pulling on it by accident. Not usually intended, but can be.

Lily ran up to me yesterday and boob-naped me! She is soo dead!

by ManOfCars March 4, 2009

Bonging

To act like or make noises simular to a grandfather clock when it stricks the top of the hour.

"He is bonging like a clock" said Ariel.

by MANofCARS February 23, 2009

8==>~

A group of symbols used to describe a penis that is cumming. Usually used on IM or through texting.

Break Down:

8-balls
=-shaft(each equal sign is used to represent 1 inch)
>-head
~-cum

Ben: "What happened last night with you and Sara?"
Jerry: "8==>~"
"that's all I can say!"
Ben: "Shit man. I sorry."

by ManOfCars April 18, 2009

Hippedelic

A combination of the words psychedelic and hippie put together to make one blended word that you can use when describing how one looks or how they dress.

Jimmy - "Did you know tomorrows decades day?"
Nate - "What are you going to wear Sally?"
Sally - " I was gonna raid my moms closet to find some of her old hippedelic clothes from the 80's"

by ManOfCars March 17, 2009

*()*

Used while texting to promote an action. Usually contains a verb or action word. Used without the "()" parentheses.

Sam: "My dog just died."
Mark: "Ah, Sam, I feel so bad for you. He was your best friend. *sniffle*"
Sam: "I'm gonna go cry over his grave now. *cry*"

Note: parentheses are not not used;
-Wrong: *()*
-Right: **

by ManOfCars June 14, 2009

Bluntaversary

The one year, one month, and so on, anniversary of the first time you smoked a blunt. A true day to remember. And what do you do to celebrate? Roll another blunt!

Tex: "Dude, guess what today is!?"
Marko: "What?"
Tex: "It's my bluntaversary!"
Marko: "What are you gonna do to celebrate?"
Tex: "Roll another blunt! Wanna join me in celebrating?"
Marko: "Sure dude!"

by ManOfCars June 15, 2009