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buttockas

When the ass cheeks hang out the back of a females shorts. Where the butt cheek meets the leg. Closely related to ba-donka-donk
DAMN! Look at the buttockas on her!
by M Dogg September 8, 2004
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I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.
*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."
by M Dogg May 31, 2005
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jew call me

How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
by M Dogg March 25, 2005
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Cabbie Sex

When 2 or more Cab Drivers pull up next to eachother in a parking lot. This event usually takes place at night or early morning. They pull up beside eachother in opposate directions so they can talk. This is called Cabbie Sex. Remember when you were a little kid and youd see 2 dragon flys having sex? you would try to hit them or make them stop? this is the same for Cabbie Sex. your natural urge is to get it to stop.
Doug: Look, those 2 cabbies are having cabbie sex.
Mike: Lets throw this left over chinese food at their cabs to break up the Cabbie Sex.
Doug: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mike: man, youre a noob, just say LOL.
Doug: sorry, LOL.
by M Dogg May 31, 2005
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HTTP-ASSAULT

HTTP= Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.(information between servers and browsers)
ASSAULT= A violent attack.

Ambushing someone on MSN messenger by sending them a URL link and suggesting that it is something they will want to view. However it is actually something abominabley repulsive, leaving them in complete bewilderment and disappointment.
*****MSN CONVERSATION WITH AN HTTP-ASSAULT*******

Todd: Sup Barney, check out this pic of the hottie that Josh is bang'n.... www.lemonparty.org

Barney: Sweet, I gotta see this!!!

***TWO Minutes Later***

Barney: Fuck you man, I didnt wanna see that shit, you asshole, that was nasty! I was 1/2 way thru eating this big tub of cottage cheese too, and now i lost my appetite! You fag!

Todd: pwn3d :) :) :)
by M Dogg August 16, 2006
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pearl jam

A music group that didn't accomplish much more then inspire an amazing band called Creed that ended up rocking Saskatoon radio for a good 5 years with the same song.
Mike: Is this Pearl Jam?
Albert: This band fucking sucks and sounds nothing like Pearl Jam.
by M DOGG July 29, 2005
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phil collins

#1 in my books. team extreme!
On the 8th day God created Phil Collins
by M Dogg March 24, 2005
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