3 definitions by Lyradius

When your girlfriend texts your wife thinking it's you. like Bret Favre or Tiger Woods.
by Lyradius August 11, 2011
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Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.
Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.
by Lyradius February 17, 2013
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When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.
I got dicklash after I lost my woody.
by Lyradius February 13, 2014
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