clutching your brownies

"Clutching your brownies"
When two people want to be together but both are afraid to initiate it

Hey quit clutching your brownies and ask her out

by Lunch Time Combo May 15, 2014

Sputs

God-awful, all around terrible drivers.

When using the word "sputs" one must speak with a slight Chicagoan accent throughout the sentence.

Spitting (saying and spraying) is permitted when saying this word.

Look at this sputs, he's had his blinker on for the past two miles

Don't drive in the passing lane if you aren't gonna pass people, fuckin sputs!

by Lunch Time Combo June 01, 2014