2 definitions by Lulu B.
A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.
by Lulu B. August 20, 2007
1. The accumulation of dead skin, lint, detritus and/or smegma found under the foreskin of an unwashed, uncircumcised penis.
2. The tabloid journalist who fits the above description in terms of demeanor, ethics and appearance.
2. The tabloid journalist who fits the above description in terms of demeanor, ethics and appearance.
1. He certainly allows a large amount of schram to accumulate in his genital region. Perhaps he should perform his ablutions more thoroughly.
2. I can't believe he would purposefully try to ruin someone's life like that. What a schram.
2. I can't believe he would purposefully try to ruin someone's life like that. What a schram.
by Lulu B. August 16, 2012