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Definitions by Luke McDuck

This is how British people pronounce "British"
Bri'ish by Luke McDuck April 16, 2020

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 

It's the alphabet... Why do you even need a explanation? Are you f*cking stupid?
Person singing alphabet: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Person listening: Good job.
Dabin.

(Present) Im dabin
(Past/Imperfect) I was dabin
(Past/Perfect) I dabe
(Future) I will daben
(Future perfect) I will have douben

Dabin can also be seen als a living being.

Dabin can be really dangerous and will likely destroy every (living) object he doesn't like
(Ex. 1)

Person 1: Hey man last night I was DABIN YOUR MOM!
Person 2: Why did you dabe my mom?! Bro, I trusted you!
Person 1: Tomorrow I might daben your mom again!
Person 2: You will douben my mom again!? Whats wrong with you dude!

(Ex. 2)

Person 1: If I win this race, I will daben so hard!

Person 2: Yeah! I last year you were dabin so great after you won!

(ex. 3)
Person: NO DABIN! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

Dabin: *Silence because dabin can't speak* *kills person*

(ex. 4)
Person: WHAT THE HECK DABIN?! WHY DID YOU DESTROY MY 2001 HONDA CIVIC SEDAN
Dabin: *Pure silence*
Dabin by Luke McDuck August 12, 2019
Dabin.

(Present) Im dabin
(Past/Imperfect) I was dabin
(Past/Perfect) I dabe
(Future) I will daben
(Future perfect) I will have douben

Dabin can also be seen als a living being.

Dabin can be really dangerous and will likely destroy every (living) object he doesn't like
(Ex. 1)

Person 1: Hey man last night I was DABIN YOUR MOM!
Person 2: Why did you dabe my mom?! Bro, I trusted you!
Person 1: Tomorrow I might daben your mom again!
Person 2: You will douben my mom again!? Whats wrong with you dude!

(Ex. 2)

Person 1: If I win this race, I will daben so hard!

Person 2: Yeah! I last year you were dabin so great after you won!

(ex. 3)
Person: NO DABIN! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

Dabin: *Silence because dabin can't speak* *kills person*

(ex. 4)
Person: WHAT THE HECK DABIN?! WHY DID YOU DESTROY MY 2001 HONDA CIVIC SEDAN
Dabin: *Pure silence*
Dabin by Luke McDuck August 10, 2019

Home-Aloned

'home-aloned" is a word reference from the movie home alone where a kid named Kevin McCallister who is mistakenly left behind has to deal with two burglars named Marv Murchins & Harry Lyme.

Getting "home-aloned" is when you are the victim of one or more booby traps by someone you didn't expect to think of something so smart.
Just like the kid from Home Alone!
Kevin: *Makes some genius booby traps in his house*

Marv & Harry: *Tries to break into his house*
Marv & Harry: *Doesn't expect the genius booby traps*
Kevin: "You didn't expect that huh? You filthy animal!"

Marv and Harry just got home-aloned.
Home-Aloned by Luke McDuck December 21, 2018

No Nut November 

A month in which men become gods,

Aka,

Don’t nut for a whole month.
Masturbating or anything with sex is allowed in this month, but do NOT nut.

If you nut, you lose.
Man 1: How is your No Nut November going?

Man 2: Yeah! I haven't nutted in 2 weeks already!
No Nut November by Luke McDuck November 1, 2018