Luke's definitions

Glazed Over

When a male ejaculates all over someones face and his sperm covers the face of the recipent. Their face then looks like a glazed donut because of the males sperm.

Last night man, I jizzed all over Alana's face so bad...I glazeed her over.

by Luke August 7, 2003

tooth it

v. comes from the abbreviation of bluetoothand is the action of sending a file to a nearby device. Anything can be toothed to you when you turn your bluetooth on when on the train

bill: hey dave you have that vid of john being happy slapped?
dave: yeah its well lol
Bill: tooth it me then!

by luke November 5, 2006

Dove

Supposedly a male poster at nma-fallout.com/forum, who ever since he had a vasectomy have been experiencing severe period pain.

"Hi, my name is Dove. But oh no!, now I'm having that terrible period pain again!"

by Luke April 30, 2005

ro-sham-bo

A game of kicking your opponents balls to settle a dispute between two men.

My roomate Dean and I were arguing about who was supposed to do the dishes, I kicked him once and now he asks to do my dishes for me.

by luke December 3, 2003

marnus

Exceptionally awesome; chill.

Dude, Luke is more marnus than Paul.

by Luke January 17, 2005

TMK

Total Mortal Kombat, The Greatest Mortal Kombat website on the Internet.

Have you seen the latest news on TMK Lately?

by Luke August 7, 2004

female ejaculation

During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)

Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm

by Luke January 14, 2005