Luke's definitions

gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

by Luke July 12, 2003

byrnzie

The ultimate protector of purple bunnies!
"I can shoot aliens, but being an alien is just damn confusing...poor little ugly dogs"

A byrnzie needs an example?

by Luke January 16, 2004

holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way

Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!

by Luke December 26, 2004

Brutal

Adjective describing something which was or is exciting, good, bad or really hurt.
Also can be used to describe magnitude.

You just got fully brudalized! (when someone accidentally drops some of their sandwich)
Oh brutal! (when someone pegs a ball at you really fast)
'Brutally tons' means 'a lot'

by Luke October 15, 2003

dirty'n'old

Opposite of "shinymanageable".

I feel so dirty'n'old.
I'm not touching you. You're dirty'n'old.

by Luke January 8, 2005

Funyuns

A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.

Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"

by Luke September 6, 2007

shizzy fizzy

Yo mama's hairy ass

Yo mama's shizzy fizzy is like a jungle. I had to bust out the weed wacker to find it.

by Luke October 19, 2003