Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.
Marty McFly: Hey Tubby, I'm your distant relative, I'm one of the humans!
Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!
Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?
McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*
Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!
BOOOOOF!
Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!
Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?
McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*
Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!
BOOOOOF!
by LuigiXmission.420 September 21, 2010
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by LuigiXmission.420 September 20, 2010
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