yeeshk

a word used to describe disgust or distaste.
the only way to type that sort of drawback reation.
can be used on msn and in normal face to face conversation.
someone: haha you're having an affair with him

someone else: NOOOO no no i'm not! Errr not him anyway... *yeeshk*
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double definer

those strange people that put more than one definition for a word.
usually their own word which nobody else has looked at and there are about 4 definitions of it all from the same person.
these people either must be very sad, get extrememly bored, or have a terrible short-term memory problem.
(insert word here)
this is a word i made up, its an exclamation

(insert word) iv just burnt my hand

Source: person


(insert word here)
this can also be used to compliment someone

aww johns such a (insert word)

Source: person
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shitty stick

an expression similar to not touching a person of the opposite sex 'with a 10ft barge pole'
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.
Drunk man: Hey man, that chick looks hot, go chat her up
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick
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act like you've got a pair

A way of telling a bloke to man up and stop being a pussy/coward/wet blanket.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.
Bloke: Aww i can't go up there it's high and i'm scared of heights
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!
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moon on a stick

phrase used widely by teenagers and young adults in the mid 90s as it was made popular by the comedy geniuses Stew Lee & Richard Herring.
they used it mostly in the second series of their hit tv & radio show 'Fist of Fun'.
It means basically to want everything, if you want the moon on a stick then you want everything, including things you can't have.
Rich: you wanted the moon on a stick...well look! i went up and got it for you!

Stew: but i don't want it!
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rape me

Rape Me
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Rape me, my friend
Rape me again

I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again.

Waste me
Taste me, my friend.

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn
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*Rape Me is such an ace song. One of the best and its not even from the ever-so-hyped Nevermind album.
So if you're one of those people that have Nevermind and think that's all you need to know and hear about Nirvana...then think again and buy some of their OTHER albums (Tip: In Utero- fucking awesome)*
see above for complete lyrics
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happy black

As an update; Happy Black is now also a song by my cousin Tom, a song by my friend's band Calcia, and a character on WoW =)
Happy Black Fever! =D *dances*
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