Lucas Watzenrode's definitions

Crest White Strip

overpriced; rip-off; media blow job

I took my mom to the Soho Grande on Halloween and it was a total Crest White Strip! (Fortunately, she paid me back -- woulda liked to see the look on her face when she saw the bill!)

by Lucas Watzenrode September 7, 2018

Tumi

A half-wink that you give to a straight dude in a steam room or sauna to let him know you want to go down on him.

"I gave a tumi to that hot ski instructor at the Printing House and yada yada yada was there an explosion!"

by Lucas Watzenrode September 6, 2018

Dave Morehouse

A person for whom you would drive an hour or two out of the way for so he could have a cool photo to put in the yearbook; friend; also used as a verb.

I was on a road trip with this guy and I Dave Morehoused him, a bit out of the way for sure, but I can't wait to see the photographic results!

by Lucas Watzenrode September 6, 2018

Well-known on the East Coast

syn. Jewish comedians

Jon Stewart is well-known on the east coast.

by Lucas Watzenrode September 13, 2018

Brace Yourself

Phrase used when something unbelievable wonderful is about to happen to someone else or even to yourself and without this warning the person's heart might stop -- at least for a moment!"

"Brace yourself, you're about to get the ride of your life!"

by Lucas Watzenrode September 6, 2018

cleck

A word that hipsters use for clock.

"It's 11 o'cleck. Time to make the scene, dude."
"Is your retro Astroby cleck running slow, dude?"

by Lucas Watzenrode May 14, 2019